Hey @barrymcgee,
First of all, thank you for dropping my favorite emoji 


To the important stuff: It seems like your functions were working at one point, but broke somewhere along the way. Do you remember approximately when they stopped working? It would definitely be helpful for us to dig into those specific deploys. Maybe here?
https://app.netlify.com/sites/truegael/deploys/5ebd1355ffb3760009539970
Since the previous deploy shows several zip-it-and-ship-it function logs, while this one does not + shows function errors.
The functions UI does show that you don’t currently have any functions in production. This would align with what you’re saying about your functions not deploying.
But digging into the Apr 21 through May 21 usage, it seems like you have had several deploys where you successfully uploaded functions. This is from May 3:
https://app.netlify.com/sites/truegael/deploys/5eaf2c70046b5200095546f1
Maybe we need a feature request for some kind of badge when functions fail but the build succeeds…